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The “Teen Paranormal Romance” Genre at Barnes & Noble

Thanks, Twilight. Thanks for being the reason there is now a section in bookstores purely devoted to Teen Paranormal Romance. I'm serious, I saw it last week when I was at Barnes & Noble. I thought the first Twilight movie was ...
 
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Inception Berated, Plus Some Really Bad Movies Berated To Balance It Out

I knew it would be good! I knew it! Some people hated it. However, a lot of other, smarter peopleraved about it. I for one am raving about it. Here's the thing, I'm sort of tired of logically defining every aspect of life. What...
 
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Zach Galifianakis & Robert Downey Jr. In A Film Together!

It's like saying a Volcano Taco and a Gyro are in the same meal together! Only because they're both really good, not because the food bears any resemblance to the aforementioned actors. Speaking of, that should be Taco Bell's n...

 
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I Found Another Person Who Thinks Most Moviegoers Are Dumb!

There is a link to an amazing article at the end of this blog post. But, before you click the link, you must agree with the following 8 statements. If you do not agree to all of them - ALL OF THEM - you are not allowed to click...
 
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I’m Calling Inception

Once upon a time there was a strange and mysterious trailer for an unknown film called The Matrix. Upon seeing this trailer, something inside me told me it was going to be huge. I would say to people "I can't wait to see The Ma...
 
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Shutter Island Berated

Scorsese does it again. While Shutter Island is not about the mob or gangs or Italy or wiseguys or illegal drugs, it still has that Scorsese feel. There are a few common elements carried over from his previous film The Departed...

 
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Avatar Berated

Have you ever been so immersed in a story or character that you forget it is not real? Avatar does that to you. After seeing the film, it's hard to remember that the blue-skinned alien race called the Na'vi doesn't actually exi...
 
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Paranormal Activity Berated

There's something inside of me that wants to be scared, and that's why I am constantly pursuing the feeling of fear, whether it's riding the most thrilling roller coaster on the face of the planet (Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar ...
 
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A Bunch of Beratings At Once! A Gaggle Of Them!

Did you know a gaggle only refers to geese on the ground? In the air they're referred to as a skein. I don't know why I told you that. Maybe you should Twitter it you twidiot1. I don't always have time to Berate a mo...

 
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District 9 – Berated

District 9 is one of those rare gems where the cast is made up of entirely unknowns, directed by an unknown, and set in an unknown place (there's a city in South Africa with buildings? is South Africa like a country or somethin...