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Martin Scorcese’s New Movie Is Called “Shutter Island”

Posted by The Gimcracker in Movies, News on 11. Jun, 2009 | Comments

Martin Scorcese’s New Movie Is Called “Shutter Island”

This is the first I’ve heard of his new movie (trailer after the jump). You probably know all about it and I’m way behind the times and all of that, but I still wanted to bring attention to it. Let’s talk about a few things. First things first, it looks really good. Secondly, it’s a horror film. By Martin Scorcese. That’s like Taco Bell coming out with a hamburger meal (who cares if it’s good, you have to try it!). Third, it’s Leo Decaprio again. I’m a fan of his especially after his performance in The Departed. Speaking of The Departed, that brings me to my final point: he has a Boston accent AGAIN. What’s with him having accents in all his movies nowadays?

Reader Challenge: Can You Find The Weather?

Posted by The Gimcracker in Science, Technology on 03. Jun, 2009 | Comments

Reader Challenge: Can You Find The Weather?

By now we all use Gmail for our personal E-mail and most of us are utilizing a cool theme. You might be using Summer Ocean or Beach if you have a tropical vacation coming up. Maybe you use Phantasea or Mountains if you want to pretend like you are in nature while you’re reading your email. Or if you’re a nerd you could be using Planets or Terminal (Terminal’s tight!). There are tons of cool pre-built themes for Gmail. The only exception is Zoozimps. I just can’t possibly see any reason for using that theme.

I personally prefer the theme called Tree because it changes with the weather. All you have to do is type in your city when you select the theme and it takes care of the rest. It’s awesome, and also very accurate. No joke – one time I was checking my email and saw that it was snowing on the screen behind my emails and then I turned my head and looked out the window and sure enough it was snowing. Had it not been for my Gmail theme I might have never known! Based on this principal I have thought of a really fun challenge that you can do. It’s pretty hard because I haven’t even been able to complete it yet. So it’s hard and it’s fun. At least it’s fun, though.

Video Attempts To Explain Twitter; I Debunk Video

Posted by The Gimcracker in Twitter Sucks on 29. May, 2009 | Comments

Video Attempts To Explain Twitter; I Debunk Video

Twitter is dividing our world into two groups: leaders and followers. Or I mean laggards and early adopters. Wait, regular people and losers. There, that feels right. It has been three years since I asked the question “WTF is Twitter?” and to this day no one has been able to adequately answer this question. Well gosh bless the guy who did this video because at least he tried. Watch the video and then I’ll tell you why it makes me cry for our world.

Ashton & Demi Are Somehow Threatening Me

Posted by The Gimcracker in Twitter Sucks on 27. May, 2009 | Comments

Ashton & Demi Are Somehow Threatening Me

Ashton & Demi are threatening Twitter, or us, or someone, to leave Twitter if it does a TV show. Why? Why are you doing that? I think they are mumbling something about invasion of privacy, being stalked, and intrusion on their personal lives. Do they not know what it is? Do they use it every day and not know what Twitter is?

Amazing Happened Again

Posted by The Gimcracker in Sports on 22. May, 2009 | Comments

Amazing Happened Again

I told you to watch the NBA playoffs because remember how I was talking about where does amazing happen and then you put it on your mental list to watch at least a quarter of one game to make me feel better? Or were you just saying that? Well in either case amazing happened again last night (that’s what she said I wish).

“The Hangover” Will Be Amazing

Posted by The Gimcracker in Movies on 20. May, 2009 | Comments

“The Hangover” Will Be Amazing

The Hangover is going to be the funniest movie to come out in at least 6 years. What is the last movie where you laughed so hard no noise came out? The answer is Old School where dude gets a dart in the neck. That is also one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. If you disagree then you should stop reading and go watch Dodgeball which is your favorite movie.

Seriously?!

Posted by The Gimcracker in Seriously?! on 19. May, 2009 | Comments

Seriously?!

I’m always looking for reasons to create new blog categories that I’ll get tired of and not fulfill in the future (”Office-Graphs”, “B-Ratings”, “LOL-heads”, “pictures-of-hot-singers-that-look-like-hot-actresses-that-attract-12-year-old-girls-and-68-year-old-men-in-order-to-artificially-inflate-my-blog-statistics”).

In the past, each time I have created a new series the premise has intentionally gotten simpler because I want to increase the likelihood that I will actually keep the idea going. It has never worked. So let’s just go into my newest idea with low expectations.

Sherlock Holmes Trailer

Posted by The Gimcracker in Movies on 19. May, 2009 | Comments

Sherlock Holmes Trailer

This is a movie coming out called Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes. Can I get enough Robert Downey Jr.? The answer is no. No is the answer to that question. Also of note: Jude Law as Watson, Rachel McAdams as some broad, and directed by Guy “Snatch” Richie. Great combo!!! The only thing that could make this better would be if the actors ate volcano tacos from Taco Bell many times throughout the movie.

And to answer your question of whether or not there are super-slow motion scenes of men punching each other: yes there are. Video after the jump.

Where Will Amazing Happen?

Posted by The Gimcracker in Amazing, ROFL, Sports on 08. May, 2009 | Comments

Where Will Amazing Happen?

I have been watching the NBA Playoffs this year. I don’t know why I have. I just have. I really like this year’s commercials because they make basketball seem good again even though it’s not good. It’s not good at all. But when you put it in black & white and add poignant piano music, it becomes epic.

The videos are after the jump. They get really good towards the bottom. Hint hint. What I mean by hint hint is that is they get funny. You gotta be kidding me that I have to spell things out like that.

Why I Don’t Have AT&T UVerse (Yet)

Posted by The Gimcracker in Gimcrackery, Television on 30. Apr, 2009 | Comments

Why I Don’t Have AT&T UVerse (Yet)

This post is not anti-AT&T or any other provider. It is simply a factual comparison of prices for various cable/Internet services, which is a pretty hot topic right now. Hotter than your mom.

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