It's like saying a Volcano Taco and a Gyro are in the same meal together! Only because they're both really good, not because the food bears any resemblance to the aforementioned actors. Speaking of, that should be Taco Bell's n...

This is a thing. A real thing. It's a medication to treat acid reflux disease. What did they call it? AciPhex, naturally. Wait a second... AciPhex? Assiphex? Ass effects? No, no that can't be right. Well yes, actually, that's e...

I have been watching the NBA Playoffs this year. I don't know why I have. I just have. I really like this year's commercials because they make basketball seem good again even though it's not good. It's not good at all. But when...

With the recent political power shift and the sour turn of events in the global economy, there is a lot of discussion right now about big social issues like money, employment, same-sex marriage, and the Snuggie™. There ar...

Well my cat Remy just caught and killed a bird. She’s Basement Cat because she’s all black, so what did you expect? My wife flipped out because Remy was trying to revive the dead bird so she could play with it more,...

Here are some office graphs that some people have sent me in response to the ones I posted. by Phil by Phil by Phil by Phil by Phil by Jonathan by Jonathan by Chris Tell them what you think in the comments. I really like “...

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