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Gaming
 

How To Balance Video Games & Facebook

This video presents a conundrum to me. It attacks the video game industry, which obviously offends me. But it also attacks the social media industry, which fills me with great exuberance. I'm left torn and conflicted, bouncing ...
 
Twitter Sucks
 

Delete Your Facebook Account

There are a lot of reasons to delete your Facebook account, and I've been over a lot of them. But this is the final straw. Get out while you can! Facebook just made a...
 
Twitter Sucks
 

Study: 8.7% of Tweets Have Pass-Along Value

Twitter is a black hole. It is a singularity event. And it has been scientifically proven. I realize the image I made doesn't make sense because the Twitter bird should be the actual black hole, not being sucked into it. So? Wh...

 
Sports
 

Have I Mentioned Twitter Is Not My Fav?

Chad Johnson or Ocho-Cinco or Blond-Fauxhawk wants to Tweet during NFL games. Apparently he has run out of thing...
 
Television
 

People Are Beginning To Agree That Twitter Is Dumb

I read an interesting article called Orphaned Tweets about the large number of people that sign up for Twitter, post one tweet, and never return. Well good golly I'm not the only on...
 
Twitter Sucks
 

Video Attempts To Explain Twitter; I Debunk Video

Twitter is dividing our world into two groups: leaders and followers. Or I mean laggards and early adopters. Wait, regular people and losers. There, that feels right. It has been three years since I asked the question "WTF is T...

 
Twitter Sucks
 

Ashton & Demi Are Somehow Threatening Me

Ashton & Demi are threatening Twitter, or us, or someone, to leave Twitter if it does a TV show. Why? Why are you doing that? I think they are m...
 
Twitter Sucks
 

Twitter Can Be Bad For You… Part VI

By now you know I'm against tweeting on Twitter (I don't have a problem if you use Twitter to follow interesting/professional/famous peoples' tweets, though). I have always been adamantly opposed to the shift in our society tow...
 
Twitter Sucks
 

I’m Anti-Twitter; Part V

People (Ashton Kutcher) say that Twitter is great because it lets us become the sources and broadcasters of news. Well, who is "us"? If "us" means "regular people", then my response to that is: we already do! If my regular old ...

 
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Twitter Is Still Rahtarded – Part IV

Sadly, most people on Twitter are tweeting because they are narcissistic and think people care about every mundane detail of their lives. To this day I have no idea how so many people became like this. There is a way to use ...