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5 Reasons Juicing Will Die Very Soon

I'm going to say it right now: juicing is going to die. It is destined for failure. I'm astonished at how many people I know are completely sold out to the juicing craze. Look, here's the deal. I haven't posted in quite a while...
 
Top Fivers
 

Top Fiver: Hottest Things Right Now

When you're talking about the top five hottest things right now, you have to think about all the popular things that everybody likes, and then you gotta just take the top five of them. That sentence was written in homage to...
 
Blogging
 

The Gimcrack Miscellany Turns 2 Years Old

Two years ago today, on April 4th, 2007, the Gimcrack Miscellany (at that point named "B") dove into the annals of Interwebbery with its firs...

 
Manliness
 

Top 5 Household “Man Zones”

So you got married. Good for you! You are now living in perfect harmony. Well, you thought you would be living in perfect harmony, right? At least you were hopeful of that, right? Well as you've probably found out, tha...
 
Music
 

5 Best Uses Of Music In A Commercial

You know how the taste of something is like 50% based on smell, and communication is like 90% based on your body language? Well I submit that commercials are 100% based on the background music. The genius ad agencies are the...
 
Movies
 
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5 Annoying Comedy Character Clichés

There's nothing worse than a cliché. They were obviously invented for a good reason. Sometimes you don't feel like explaining something the old-fashioned way, such as using logic and meaningful words, so it's easier to jus...

 
Gimcrackery
 

5 Most Annoying Cars

It’s a well known fact that during the course of a lifetime the average human spends about 42 years in the car. 99% of that time consists of driving in heavy traffic, which means there are other vehicles all around you. M...
 
Theory & Philosophy
 

5 Non-Super Powers I Wish I Had

I’m always thinking about the super powers I wish I had. Would it be better to fly or be invisible? Duh, fly. If you said invisible you’re one of three things: a) a thief, b) a cheater, or c) a depressed recluse. Th...
 
Music
 

Top Fiver: TheSixtyOne Bands

TheSixtyOne has held me in its musical grip since January and it doesn’t look to be letting go any time soon. I’ve already tried to explain to you why it’s so good. Let me see if I can put it another way in an...

 
Gaming
 
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belichick gollum

10 Signs You Play World of Warcraft Too Much

This is 100% funny if you play WoW, and 0% funny if you don’t. OK maybe 1%. 10 Signs You Play World of Warcraft Too Much 10. You registered for an Agro-Science class because you thought it would help your warrior tank bet...