LOLheads – The Belichad Kroeger (aka The Nickelchick)
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 23. Nov, 2009 | No Comments
It’s been quite a while since we had a Bill Belichick sighting, probably because during the off season he retreats to his mansion in Croatia and watches Lacrosse while listening to Bon Jovi albums. He was a little busier than usual this off-season bailing his son out of trouble for under-age drinking and pot possession. He was almost kicked off the Lacrosse team! But all that is behind him because the NFL season is fully underway and he’s back in the spotlight. Belichick’s rise to fame, proceeded by it’s rapid decline due to unsportsmanlike conduct and cheating, followed by it’s sharp drop-off after a retarded coaching decision against the Colts last week, bears resemblance to the front man of a particular 2000′s-era Canadian rock band. In fact, they have a lot of things in common, particularly the fact that they are both insanely successful despite being universally hated by most of the fans in their industry. I think you will know who I’m talking about when you see this recent Belichick sighting from yesterday afternoon:
LOLheads – The Bilger Woodichick
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 16. Apr, 2008 | 2 Comments
Our LOLheads department snapped this doozy of Tiger Woods after he placed second in the Masters a few days ago. We detected strong levels of simultaneous smugness and self-loathing emanating from his curiously dark Asian forearms, and when we looked up we saw a face to match it. He resembled one of the greatest smug-and-self-loathing-at-the-same-time [...]
LOLheads – The Bill Belimatti
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads on 09. Jan, 2008 | 3 Comments
This just in! My crack team of LOLhead photographers has captured some new images of Mr. Belichick like you’ve never seen him before! I don’t know how it’s happening, but Bill Belichick is turning into Paul Giamatti – that guy who plays the maintenance man in Lady in the Water. See for yourself: Here he [...]
LOLheads – Requested
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 19. Dec, 2007 | 1 Comment
The request line has been ringing off the hook. My staff has been working after hours to grab as many shots as possible, scouring archives and taking to the streets looking for Belichick appearances. Here are the best two shots they could come up with that matched the requests for Gargamel and General Kael. The [...]
LOLheads – The Belichick Seymour Hoffman
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 13. Dec, 2007 | 3 Comments
Photos of Bill Belichick resembling infamous villains are completely flooding my inbox. It’s amazing just how many faces he really has. You know who else puts on a multitude of faces in order to “trick” his prey? The Devil, that’s who. Don’t try to argue with me, it’s science. I had to hire a small [...]
LOLheads – The Scut Farkus Belichick
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 07. Dec, 2007 | 2 Comments
What is it with me and blog series? I’ve horribly neglected my Berating system and I haven’t been feeding my TopFivers. I promise I’ll do better. Maybe soon I’ll come out with a Berating for Ratatooine. In spite of my better judgments I’m opening up a new series entitled LOLheads. I have no idea what [...]
Look Very Closely: Belichick Actually Resembles Some Infamous Villains
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Movies, Sports on 04. Dec, 2007 | 5 Comments
After fumbling through archives of old Bill Belichick photos, I’ve stumbled upon some shots that I’ve never noticed before. If you look closely, you can see that Belichick resembles some of the more infamous antagonists of our time. I just can’t believe I never noticed it before.
