5 Non-Super Powers I Wish I Had
Posted by The Gimcracker in Gimcrackery, Theory & Philosophy, Top Fivers on 28. Aug, 2008 | Comments
I’m always thinking about the super powers I wish I had. Would it be better to fly or be invisible? Duh, fly. If you said invisible you’re one of three things: a) a thief, b) a cheater, or c) a depressed recluse. Think about it, if you could fly you would never have to pay [...]
Another Space Video
Posted by The Gimcracker in Amazing, Science on 19. Aug, 2008 | Comments
I can’t help it, I am intrigued by things that may seem pointless or boring to you. For instance I love telling people that there are more possible chess game outcomes than atoms in the universe. I usually get one of two responses to that:
“Your life saddens me.”
“That’s impossible. Your life saddens me.”
It only [...]
Office Graphs
Posted by The Gimcracker in I Can Has Cheezburger, ROFL on 18. Aug, 2008 | Comments
Here are some office graphs that some people have sent me in response to the ones I posted.
by Phil
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by Jonathan
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by Chris
Tell them what you think in the comments. I really like “How Princess Leia And I Are Different”.
Probability of Princess Whereabouts
Posted by The Gimcracker in I Can Has Cheezburger, ROFL on 14. Aug, 2008 | Comments
My fourth attempt.
*UPDATE*
Check it out, this graph made it to the front page of Graph Jam:
How To Shake Something
Posted by The Gimcracker in I Can Has Cheezburger, ROFL on 14. Aug, 2008 | Comments
My third attempt.
Analysis of Popular La Vidas
Posted by The Gimcracker in I Can Has Cheezburger, ROFL on 14. Aug, 2008 | Comments
My second attempt.
Distribution of Things On Fire
Posted by The Gimcracker in I Can Has Cheezburger, ROFL on 13. Aug, 2008 | Comments
My first attempt.
Why Do People Hate Titanic?
Posted by The Gimcracker in Movies, Theory & Philosophy on 12. Aug, 2008 | Comments
Pop Aversion Theory™
That’s why.
Let me tell you about a new theory that is blowing the minds of scientists and philosophizers ’round the globe. It’s called Pop Aversion Theory™ (PAT™) and it was discovered by the same great mind that brought us Reference Burst Theory™. Mine.
I recently took a movie compatibility quiz on Facebook because I [...]
I FIAL IN LIFE
Posted by The Gimcracker in Blogging, I Can Has Cheezburger, ROFL on 06. Aug, 2008 | Comments
I fail because each day I find out about a new thing that I could’ve come up with if I wasn’t too busy wishing I could come up with new stuff. Man that’s recursive.
We all know about LOLcats. Duh. They will always be funny no matter what.
Then someone came up with FAIL and it was [...]
I Used A Mac, And I Liked It
Posted by The Gimcracker in Gimcrackery on 05. Aug, 2008 | Comments
I spent all last week in a cabin in the woods stuck using someone else’s Macbook Pro. I have never been a Mac user. I know some of the differences in the OS, but I’ve never learned how to really use one. I have sported a PC since I was 10.
Having to suddenly switch [...]



