The Gimcrack Miscellany

LOLheads – The Bilger Woodichick

Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 16. Apr, 2008 | 294Commentshttp://www.thegimcrackmiscellany.com/2008/04/lolheads-the-bilger-woodichick/LOLheads+-+The+Bilger+Woodichick2008-04-16+12%3A22%3A53The+Gimcracker

Our LOLheads department snapped this doozy of Tiger Woods after he placed second in the Masters a few days ago. We detected strong levels of simultaneous smugness and self-loathing emanating from his curiously dark Asian forearms, and when we looked up we saw a face to match it. He resembled one of the greatest smug-and-self-loathing-at-the-same-time [...]

LOLheads – The Bill Belimatti

Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads on 09. Jan, 2008 | 190Commentshttp://www.thegimcrackmiscellany.com/2008/01/lolheads-the-bill-belimatti/LOLheads+-+The+Bill+Belimatti2008-01-09+15%3A36%3A58The+Gimcracker

This just in! My crack team of LOLhead photographers has captured some new images of Mr. Belichick like you’ve never seen him before!
I don’t know how it’s happening, but Bill Belichick is turning into Paul Giamatti – that guy who plays the maintenance man in Lady in the Water. See for yourself:

Here he is seen [...]

LOLheads – Requested

Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 19. Dec, 2007 | 179Commentshttp://www.thegimcrackmiscellany.com/2007/12/lolheads-requested/LOLheads+-+Requested2007-12-19+16%3A13%3A11The+Gimcracker

The request line has been ringing off the hook. My staff has been working after hours to grab as many shots as possible, scouring archives and taking to the streets looking for Belichick appearances. Here are the best two shots they could come up with that matched the requests for Gargamel and General Kael.
The Gargabill

The [...]

LOLheads – The Belichick Seymour Hoffman

Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 13. Dec, 2007 | 165Commentshttp://www.thegimcrackmiscellany.com/2007/12/lolheads-the-belichick-seymour-hoffman/LOLheads+-+The+Belichick+Seymour+Hoffman2007-12-13+15%3A07%3A50The+Gimcracker

Photos of Bill Belichick resembling infamous villains are completely flooding my inbox. It’s amazing just how many faces he really has. You know who else puts on a multitude of faces in order to “trick” his prey? The Devil, that’s who. Don’t try to argue with me, it’s science.
I had to hire a small crew [...]

LOLheads – The Scut Farkus Belichick

Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 07. Dec, 2007 | 151Commentshttp://www.thegimcrackmiscellany.com/2007/12/headshots-the-scut-farkus-belichick/LOLheads+-+The+Scut+Farkus+Belichick2007-12-07+17%3A30%3A15The+Gimcracker

What is it with me and blog series? I’ve horribly neglected my Berating system and I haven’t been feeding my TopFivers. I promise I’ll do better. Maybe soon I’ll come out with a Berating for Ratatooine.
In spite of my better judgments I’m opening up a new series entitled LOLheads. I have no idea what it [...]

Look Very Closely: Belichick Actually Resembles Some Infamous Villains

Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Movies, Sports on 04. Dec, 2007 | 139Commentshttp://www.thegimcrackmiscellany.com/2007/12/look-very-closely-belichick-actually-resembles-some-infamous-villains/Look+Very+Closely%3A+Belichick+Actually+Resembles+Some+Infamous+Villains2007-12-04+16%3A32%3A10The+Gimcracker

After fumbling through archives of old Bill Belichick photos, I’ve stumbled upon some shots that I’ve never noticed before. If you look closely, you can see that Belichick resembles some of the more infamous antagonists of our time. I just can’t believe I never noticed it before.