Jacked Up
Posted by The Gimcracker in Amazing, Sports on 19. Nov, 2008 | 1 Comment
I love when football players get hit. That’s why I have a Bob Sanders jersey. I can’t stand watching athletes get injured, yet I love when they get jacked up. Go figure.
Watching the Colts beat Houston this past Sunday, especially when Sage Rosenfels begins to weep after he throws that last interception, reminded me of [...]
DeSean Jackson: Talented Idiot
Posted by The Gimcracker in Fail, Sports on 16. Sep, 2008 | No Comments
In case you missed the Monday Night Football game last night between Philly and Dallas, I’d like to show you something.
First of all, the game was amazing, and I don’t regret how tired I am this morning due to watching the entire game.
Secondly, I hate Terrell Owens. He was the only player that [...]
Jim Mora & Christian Lander: They’ve Got Something In Common
Posted by The Gimcracker in News, Sports on 04. Sep, 2008 | 1 Comment
TV and football, that’s what.
There’s a new Coors Light press conference commercial tonight during the opening game of the NFL, featuring Jim Mora. Hopefully it will be as funny as his first one:
Also, if you’re like me and you read Stuff White People Like, I’ve got some news for you. The author, Christian Lander, is [...]
What Is An Electrolyte?
Posted by The Gimcracker in Blogging, Sports on 03. Jun, 2008 | 10 Comments
I was reading this post about salt tablets taken during long distance running on this blog about running and started thinking to myself, “why do you need salt if you run for a long distance?” This prompted me to click on the website for S!Caps where I kept seeing the words like sodium, potassium, and [...]
Indianapolis To Host 2012 Super Bowl
Posted by The Gimcracker in News, Sports on 20. May, 2008 | 7 Comments
You heard it here first!
It’s not even on ESPN.com yet, so I can’t give you any other details other than I have received confirmation that we have won the 2012 Super Bowl bid for sure!
GO COLTS!!!
*Update*
More info here and here
LOLheads – The Bilger Woodichick
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 16. Apr, 2008 | 2 Comments
Our LOLheads department snapped this doozy of Tiger Woods after he placed second in the Masters a few days ago. We detected strong levels of simultaneous smugness and self-loathing emanating from his curiously dark Asian forearms, and when we looked up we saw a face to match it. He resembled one of the greatest smug-and-self-loathing-at-the-same-time [...]
The True Man’s Sport
Posted by The Gimcracker in Manliness, Sports on 11. Mar, 2008 | 3 Comments
Hockey. I attend an annual Illini hockey game with a bunch of my friends. If anyone knows me, they know I turn insane with joy when there’s even a hint of a disagreement between two players which could possibly end up as a pathetic, wavering, unbalanced, slippery fight. Had I attended the hockey game in [...]
Patriots are 18-1*
Posted by The Gimcracker in Sports on 04. Feb, 2008 | 5 Comments
A lot of people lost a bunch of money yesterday, and a few people can now retire. The Giants weren’t supposed to win.
No one thought the Giants could beat the Patriots. This is somewhat of a surprise to me since the Giants almost handed it to them a few weeks back, losing by only 3 [...]
If Caffeine Came In Video Form…
Posted by The Gimcracker in Sports on 07. Jan, 2008 | 1 Comment
…this would wake you up on even your absolute worst mornings. The videos get better and better… or shall I say worse and worse. If you’re going to click the play buttons below, promise me you’ll actually watch to the end. Initially I thought I had seen all these clips before, but I was wrong.
WARNING: [...]
LOLheads – Requested
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 19. Dec, 2007 | 1 Comment
The request line has been ringing off the hook. My staff has been working after hours to grab as many shots as possible, scouring archives and taking to the streets looking for Belichick appearances. Here are the best two shots they could come up with that matched the requests for Gargamel and General Kael.
The Gargabill
The [...]
