1st Step Towards World Domination: Ban Harmless Phrases
Posted by The Gimcracker in News on 05. Sep, 2007 | Comments
You can’t say “I don’t know” in Megion, a town in Russia that produces more oil than the rest of Russia combined. I’m serious, you can’t say it. Even if you really don’t know. You also can’t say any of the following phrases:
“What can we do?”
“It’s not my job”
“It’s impossible”
“I’m having lunch”
“There is no money”
“I [...]
Why I’m Scared Of Iran
Posted by The Gimcracker in News, Theory & Philosophy on 10. Jul, 2007 | Comments
A man and woman were just stoned to death in Iran, according to this FoxNews.com article, and it wasn’t carried out by a few outraged villagers wielding pitchforks as I had previously envisioned it. Iran’s government confirmed that they were responsible for stoning the man as punishment for adultery. I’m dumbfounded that something like this [...]
MSNBC News Reporter Flips Out Over Paris Hilton Story
Posted by The Gimcracker in News on 09. Jul, 2007 | Comments
Her name is Mika Brzezinski and I am now a tremendous fan of hers. She even got her own hour-long news show because of her outburst. This is almost enough to make me start watching MSNBC… almost.
Cruise vs. Germany
Posted by The Gimcracker in Movies, News on 26. Jun, 2007 | Comments
Tom Cruise is making a new movie, and as much as I hate to admit, it sounds awesome. It’s about Col. Claus von Stauffenberg who was involved with a World War II era plot to kill Adolf Hitler and overthrow the Nazi regime. It’s called Valkyrie, it’s directed by Bryan Singer (The Usual Suspects and [...]
Finally, Bruce Willis Says It
Posted by The Gimcracker in Movies, News on 16. May, 2007 | Comments
Bruce Willis Tells Hollywood to Shut Up.
That’s right, you heard me correctly. I’m so tired of Hollywood telling people how they should live their lives, what’s right and wrong, and how much better they are than us. I mean, just read my brother’s post about Sheryl Crow’s stupidity.
Bruce, keep rocking my socks off.
Blizzard Pays You to Smoke Play Their Crack Game
Posted by The Gimcracker in Gaming, News on 04. May, 2007 | Comments
Yes, those are World of Warcraft credit cards. Yes, puppies will start dying soon.
There was a time when I thought the maker of World of Warcraft had a soul. But I recently found out yet again that a corporation cannot have a soul any more than a Mac user can have respect for a PC [...]
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