Katy Perry Looks Like Zooey Deschanel
Posted by The Gimcracker in Movies, Music on 07. Jul, 2008 | Comments
Remember that broad who Kissed A Girl? Also remember that girl from The Happening? Well if you haven’t figured it out by now, they look exactly alike. And I’m the first one who pointed it out.
Click this post to play a little game where I’ve included a picture of each person and labeled them A and B. Your job is to figure out which is which. This is a new type of game semantic that I’ve created which you have probably never seen before, so if you get confused just read the comments.
It is sad that this post is the reason my blog has had so many visits over the last year. Whoa whoa, hold on there. I didn’t say I regret writing it.
‘Indiana Jones 4′: Epic Disappointment The Likes Of ‘Phantom Menace’
Posted by The Gimcracker in Beratings, Movies on 27. May, 2008 | Comments
I don’t know what it is with George Lucas and terrible rehashes of once-untarnished film sagas. Everything he touches nowadays turns to dust. If you choose to see a Lucas film, you have chosen poorly. Maybe my brother put it best when he told me “I knew George Lucas had changed forever when he modified [...]
Prince Caspian
Posted by The Gimcracker in Beratings, Movies on 20. May, 2008 | Comments
This movie scared me because I thought for a bit that I was not going to like it. Then I found myself trying to make myself like it, which only made me dislike it more. But in the end I was pleasantly surprised as to how well it was able to turn itself around.
So far, [...]
‘Iron Man’ Irons Wrinkles Out Of Brain
Posted by The Gimcracker in Beratings, Movies on 19. May, 2008 | Comments
That title is meant to be taken in a good way, although taken negatively it also aptly describes the movie. Iron Man is about the beginnings of a super hero: how the cockiest guy on Earth is convicted with the duty of saving humanity from an evil corporation that he helped build. He has no [...]
American Gangster
Posted by The Gimcracker in Beratings, Movies on 21. Apr, 2008 | Comments
American Gangster is one of those movies that I wish I didn’t love. It’s not particularly edifying and it contains a lot of nudity. At least it wasn’t Eastern Promises nudity, and for that I’m thankful.
It’s the true story of a self-made 1970s drug lord who rose to the top and fell right back down [...]
Movies I’m Not Looking Forward To
Posted by The Gimcracker in Movies on 01. Apr, 2008 | Comments
Baby Mama because I despised Tina Fey and Amy Poehler as the Weekend Update duo on SNL, and they’ll be up to all their old, tired antics again in this film.
10,000 B.C. because it looks terrible and it will dupe people into spending 10 bucks based solely on the played-out hype of Independence Day (amazing [...]
3:10 To Yuma
Posted by The Gimcracker in Beratings, Movies on 28. Mar, 2008 | Comments
You don’t see westerns too often these days. The last good western I saw was Tombstone, and each time I re-watch it on TV (pretty much once a week), I realize how fast it’s climbing up the ranks of my favorite re-watchable films of all time.
Naturally, every western I see is/will be compared to Tombstone, [...]
Movies I’m Looking Forward To
Posted by The Gimcracker in Movies on 24. Mar, 2008 | Comments
Coming Soon
Ironman because it’s Robert Downey Jr. so even if the movie sucks he will not I guarantee it.
Prince Caspian because it looks way better than The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe.
Indiana Jones 4 because Spielburg, Lucas, and Ford create the perfect trifecta.
The Hobbit (both films) because imagine Lord of the Rings directed by [...]
Dan In Real Life
Posted by The Gimcracker in Beratings, Movies on 24. Mar, 2008 | Comments
Dan In Real Life wasn’t the film I was expecting. I was expecting Stranger Than Fiction and I got The Family Stone mixed with Little Miss Sunshine. Although somewhat thrown off at first, I came to realize I liked it because it was nowhere near as excruciatingly frustrating as The Family Stone or awkward as [...]
Indiana Jones IV Teaser Trailer
Posted by The Gimcracker in Movies, News on 14. Feb, 2008 | Comments
OMG it’s getting closer! TEASER TRAILER IS HERE:
I have goosebumps on top of goosebumps having goosebump children. That’s disgusting. Stop it.
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